PuppyPoops

Fine art for the smallest room in the house

You love your dog. You also love your dog poopin’.

Send four photos of the act. We arrange them into one gallery print, frame it in real wood, and ship it to your bathroom wall.

Start your gallery $99, free shipping

The studio

Build your gallery

Four photos, one frame. Drag a photo to reposition it, swap two with the arrows, or shuffle the whole hang.

Your four photos land here

The process

Three steps to a very strange compliment

  1. I

    Submit the works

    Upload four photos. The ones you took because you could not believe she was doing that, right there, again.

  2. II

    We curate the hang

    Your photos are arranged gallery-style, big beside small, with room to breathe. Black and white by default, because it is classier that way.

  3. III

    It arrives ready to hang

    Printed on 200gsm fine art paper, hand-framed in real wood behind glaze, at your door in about a week.

Questions from the public

Yes, it is real

Is this a real product?

Entirely. A physical, framed, gallery-quality print of your dog pooping arrives at your door. Your guests will have questions. That is the point.

What exactly do I get?

One 11 x 14 inch frame in solid wood, holding all four photos on 200gsm fine art paper behind glaze, with hanging hardware fitted. Choose a black or white frame.

How long does it take?

Every print is made to order. Allow 5 to 10 business days from checkout to doorstep in the US.

Which photos work best?

The classic pose, any angle. Use the largest, sharpest originals you have. We check resolution as you upload and tell you if one will print soft.

Can I put a name on it?

Yes. Add their name in the studio and it is set beneath the photos in the print itself, gallery-label style.

What if something goes wrong?

If it arrives damaged or wrong, we replace it or refund you, no drama. Reply to your order email and we will sort it out.

Does any of this do any good?

A dollar from every order goes to the Los Angeles County Animal Care Foundation, which funds spay and neuter, medical care and emergency rescue for the animals in LA County’s care centers. It is one dollar. It is also every single order, and it is the least the joke owes the animals carrying it.